Hello There

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

softgrungepuppy:

softgrungepuppy:

once when i was 6 my aunt took me shopping and she said “i like these shoes can you carry them out the shop for me” and i didn’t really know how shops worked so i did and then the shop assistant came over when the alarm when off and i started crying and she said “dont worry sweetie it’s just a pair of shoes you can keep them” and that is how i got away with my first robbery

keep this on the down low because i wanna get into a good college

(Source: 0ctodad)

juststarkidding:

thegreenguitar:

why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?

why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?

why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?

why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR

have you tried throwing a piano